3/29/2023 0 Comments Girl meets world farkleI bought two of them, you know, just in case, you lost the one I gave you.Īs you know, being nominated for a Buggie is the highlight of my life. I lost her and never had the heart to tell you. You gave me this when you sat with me in the hospital when I had my tonsils out. It was the only time I've ever seen you cry.ĭon't think it's going to be so easy to get me all emotional over some little object that shoots me down memory lane. You tried to do a kick-flip off the park bench. Have a little pretzel with your mustard, Maya. I know I've told you I've loved you since the first grade, but I don't think I've ever told you why. That giggle is my favorite sound in the world. It's a scientifically-proven fact that boys develop at a different pace.Įxtra thick so you can eat it with a spoon. I like it better when you read to me, mommy. "One day, Murray the moose woke up and didn't want to be a moose anymore." (Normal voice) I'm saying it right in your face.Īll right, Ava, would you like to read an excerpt from the book? (British accent) I'm not implying anything. An interesting and I'm sure well-rehearsed interpretation. Murray the moose discovers his self-worth in a world constantly challenging his sense of. Okay, everyone, I hope we all enjoyed our first book, "Murray the marvelous moose." Oh, and Auggie is such a lovely little girl as well. Well, I see where your daughter gets her confidence. I think a book club is such a wonderful forum to exchange ideas and intellectual conversation. Judy, I'm so glad you were able to join our little book club.Īuggie is such a fan of your daughter Ava.Īnd I must say, what a surprisingly decent idea, Topanga. Prepare to go through the emotional gauntlet of love. Yeah, well, I'm going to make the ultimate sacrifice and let you go with Maya. Perhaps it's because we know they'll always be there for us that we take them for granted.įarkle, I'm going to make the ultimate sacrifice and let you go with Riley. It's just interesting that all of our thoughts turn to other allies first when Canada is right next to us. (Chuckles) Smackle? What kind of parents name their kid "Smackle," Farkle? Oh. Look, I really want one of you at the Buggies with me to pick me up when I lose again to my archnemesis Smackle. You want to explain why or do I have to do everything? So who is the greatest ally of the United States? It's this game where the loser goes, (mimics sobbing) "Farkle." You will, however, receive the Farkle home game as a consolation prize. I think it will be sad when Farkle doesn't love us both the same. Yes, and I know that once I've chosen between Riley and Maya for the dinner, I'll actually be letting the other one go. I'd like to help you, sir, but I got a lot of things on my mind. Who's the greatest ally of the United States? ♪ light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ Thanks, and I'm not gonna be there when you find out, Carpool. Farkle must finally choose between his sweet angel whose smile lights a path to goodness or my dark demon who unleashes in me something so terrifying I really wanna know what it is. Which one of you will be Farkle's choice? Wish I could go, but I don't wanna and I'm sure tickets are impossible.Īwesome. The Junior Entomology Society has once again nominated me for a Buggie Award for my research paper on the orange dancing spider.Īwesome. Today's lunch in the cafamatorium will be hot males. Hewo, I'm Miley Flatshoes and these are your flurning amousenits. "Hi, I'm Riley Matthews, and these are your John Quincy Adams middle school morning announcements."
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